A tribute to our ongoing battle with correct, functional and useful indexes on our clients’ databases…enjoy!

 

This one was so good, they get two different memes:

 

 

My 3 indexes replace your 17.  Deal with it 🙂

New one…customer shall not be named…

 

 

Why are my Updates so slow?

 

When the “re-index the AX database” results come in…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Name your indexes people!