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Indexes R Us

Why hello there, 200 column table!

 

No caption needed…


This one was so good, they get two different memes:

 



My 3 indexes replace your 17.  Deal with it 🙂


New one…customer shall not be named…



Why are my Updates so slow?


When the “re-index the AX database” results come in…


 

 


 

 


Name your indexes people!

 



 

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